THE BLUG

SUPER-NOODLE-SUPER-DELUXE-GUT-BUSTER SANDWICH

2009-06-19T16:18:00.003+01:00

THIS AFTERNOON I TREATED MYSELF TO THE WENCHEST, MOST RIDICULOUS MUNCH I COULD CONCEIVE/ BE BOTHERED TO MAKE.
IT STARTS WITH A RATHER TRAGIC LOOKING SUPER-NOODLES ON A SLICE OF BREAD BUT ENDS UP GLORIOUS, WITNESS THE PROCESS FROM START TO END.

AN APPROPRIATE TUNE FOR THE OCCASION... NAP TIME.

CRACK STREET

2009-06-18T18:31:00.003+01:00

HERE, IN SEVEN PARTS, IS A FASCINATING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT CRACK-COCAINE AFFLICTION IN LOWELL, MASSACHUSETTS IN THE MID 90s. IT FOLLOWS THREE HEAVY CRACK DEPENDENTS: BRENDA, DICKIE AND BOO BOO AS THEY STEAL, SCAM AND BRASS IN ORDER TO GET SOME ROCKS, FINALLY LEADING TO HARSH CIRCUMSTANCES FOR ALL THREE.

STAY AWAY FROM CRACK!

HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW

2009-06-15T16:36:00.000+01:00

PRODUCT

2009-06-04T15:59:00.003+01:00

HERE IS THE PRODUCT SHOTS FOR ALL THE NEW STOCK. I'M DOING WHAT I CAN TO GET IT ALL ON THE WEBSTORE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
THE LINE CONSISTS OF 4 TEES, A LONG-SLEEVED TEE IN TWO COLOURS AND A HOODY. THE COLLECTION AS A WHOLE IS LOOSELY THEMED AROUND, AND NAMED AFTER, THE DICKENS NOVEL 'HARD TIMES'. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT THEN YOU SHOULD, IT'S A GOOD READ AND MADE ME CONTEMPLATE AT LENGTH, THINGS LIKE, SOCIETY, POLITICS, THE EDUCATION SYSTEM AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.
ENJOY THE PICTURES, LOOK OUT FOR NOTIFICATION OF THE WEBSTORE OPENING, OH AND I'M NOW ON TWITTER AS 'ALLCAPSLONDON' SO COME FOLLOW!

PHOTOS BY MATT BENSON.

P.S. I KNOW ALL THE PHOTOS ARE MISSING ONE SLEEVE, I ASSURE YOU THAT ALL GARMENTS COME INTACT WITH A COMPLETE PAIR AND THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY DUE ME NOT RE-SIZING THE PICTURES. FUCK IT! AT LEAST YOU CAN SEE THE PRINTS NICE AND BIG...

BACK ON THE GRIME...

2009-05-18T14:33:00.002+01:00

TOO MUCH!

6 STEPS TO FULL MEDITATION

2009-05-17T19:57:00.003+01:00

THIS EVENING I AM FULLY RELAXED, MORE-SO THAN I HAVE BEEN IN THE LONGEST TIME.
THE RECIPE FOR THIS HEIGHTENED SENSE OF INNER AND OUTER MEDITATION I'M CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING GOES LIKE THIS.
1. HARD DAY AT WORK FOR THE CONTRAST FACTOR.
2. HEAVY EVENING OF HERB CONSUMPTION.
3. 17 HOUR SLEEP/ COMA.
4. NO GRIME. INSTEAD, SONGS SUCH AS THESE:

Love Me - Tweet

Trying People - De La Soul
5. SUNDAY ROAST FOR BREAKFAST.
6. A BATH.

AND THEN YOU'RE READY FOR ANOTHER CHAOTIC WEEK.

FRIS & TEMPZ

2009-05-12T02:54:00.003+01:00

DID A BIT OF DRAWING TONIGHT FOR FUTURE PRINTS, HOLD TIGHT FOR PREVIEWS SOON.
FOR NOW JUST A TYPICAL YOUTUBE OFFERING, THE CLIPS THAT HAVE BEEN RELOADED IN DOUBLE FIGURES RECENTLY.
BIG FRISCO:

TEMPA T:

LIKLE VIDEOS

2009-05-09T02:34:00.002+01:00

LAST WEEKEND WAS OF COURSE THE RESET AT THE NIKE SPACE IN SHOREDITCH. HERE ARE SOME VIDEOS FROM MY AMSTERDAM GANG MEMBER: LIKLE P, CHECK OUT HIS BLOG... SOME OF THE STUFF ON THERE IS HILARIOUS!

ALSO CHECK THIS NEXT VIDEO, "BRITAIN'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL" THE MAN P CAUGHT RED HANDED THROWING UP THE BLOGSPOT. IT'S A GOOD LOOK THOUGH REALLY... KEEPING THE MARKETING STRAIGHT GUERILLA! GET ME.

'ANG TIGHT LIKLE P AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO ROLLED THROUGH AND COPPED SOMETHING.

WEBSTORE VERY SOON, I CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH!

JUST FOR YOU LONDON

2009-05-07T00:33:00.002+01:00

BIG REMIX! SPOTTED THIS ON BUTTERZ BLOG

PICTURES AND WRITE UP FROM RESET SOON TO COME, PLUS NEW LOOKBOOK FOR THE NEW COLLECTION WHICH WILL BE AVAILABLE VERY SOON FROM THE WEBSTORE!

SORRY ITS BEEN DRY ON HERE LATELY JUST BEEN OVERLY BUSY, GOT SO MUCH TO POST NOW THOUGH SO LOTS OF POSTS IN THE PIPELINE!

FOUR TWENTY

2009-04-20T15:32:00.001+01:00

HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE!

RESET THE SET UP...

2009-04-16T00:50:00.002+01:00

BE SURE TO MAKE IT DOWN TO THIS ITS GOING TO BE HUGE! YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN ADEQUATE NOTICE SO NO EXCUSES, SEE YOU THERE.

HONG KONG '08

2009-04-14T17:01:00.005+01:00

BAIT NAME TO SAVE ANY CONFUSION, THESE ARE NOT MY DENMARK FLICKS. THESE ARE MY PHOTOS FROM HONG KONG LAST YEAR THAT I NEVER UPLOADED UNTIL NOW.
THIS IS JUST THE SNAPS FROM AROUND THE VILLAGE OF SHEUNG SHUI, PART DEUX : THE CITY SOON COME, ALONG WITH COPENHAGEN PICTURES ALSO.

SOON COME...

2009-04-13T20:12:00.005+01:00

HARD TIMES '09

STITCH

2009-04-12T18:53:00.009+01:00

BIG BARS FROM STITCH, SAW THIS ON TEAM SUPREME.
AND ANOTHER TOKEN OF INSIGHT INTO HARD TIMES '09:

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.

NEXT HYPE!

2009-04-11T20:24:00.001+01:00

RA.

C*NT

2009-04-10T18:16:00.002+01:00

I'VE BEEN A WAY FOR A WHILE IN SUNNY, PEACEFUL COPENHAGEN. MORE ON THAT WHEN I GET THE PHOTOS BACK FROM TESCOS.
HERE'S SOME TYPICAL YOUTUBE BLOG FILLER IN THE FORM OF DEREK & CLIVE.

AND A PREVIEW OF THE TEETH IN A GLASS RESURGENCE.

FACT AND FANCY

2009-04-02T02:23:00.002+01:00

HARD TIMES '09

CAN'T BE

2009-03-29T16:56:00.001+01:00

NEW GRIMINAL.

STOLEN FROM GRIMEDAILY, BAD QUALITY BUT BIG ANYWAY.

skunk, weed and comersh

2009-03-24T15:05:00.000Z

MY POINT EXACTLY...

2009-03-24T13:06:00.000Z

ON A LAY...

2009-03-19T03:30:00.003Z

THE USUAL DELAYS I THOUGHT I MIGHT AVOID WITH THIS NEW COLLECTION ARE BEGINNING TO REAR THEIR UGLY HEADS. BASICALLY, I'VE FINISHED THE MAJORITY OF THE DESIGNS, BUT I STILL HAVE A MILLION AND ONE THINGS TO DO BEFORE NEW PRODUCT WILL AVAILABLE TO ADORN YOUR BACKS.
THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTS TO GET LONG BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT, TRUST ME.
SOON COME, SOON COME.
RIGHT NOW I'M OFF TO CATCH A FEW HOURS SLEEP BEFORE ANOTHER DAY OF PURE TASKS AND CHORES TOMORROW.

WITHOUT GRIME I THINK I WOULD HAVE TO LOCK OFF THE LAPPY AT 1, TRY FALLING ASLEEP WITH TEMPZ TOP VOLUME IN THE SENNHEISSERS!

ARM CHAIR PHILOSOPHER.

2009-03-19T02:00:00.001Z

KICKING KNOWLEDGE AND DROPPING SCIENCE.

CHANGING FACES

2009-03-17T17:11:00.005Z

I HAVE CHANGED THE LAY-OUT ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES TODAY, BUT I AM NOW FINALLY HAPPY WITH IT. THIS NEW LAYOUT IS ONLY TEMPORARY BUT IT IS MUCH CLOSER TO WHAT I HAVE IN MIND THAN WHAT WENT BEFORE. I THINK YOU WILL AGREE THAT IT LOOKS MUCH CLEANER AND IS NOW EASIER TO READ.

I HAVE ALSO CHANGED THE NAME FROM 'WRITING IN UPPERCASE' TO 'THE BLUG'. THIS IS PRONOUNCED WITH THE SAME ASSONANCE AS THE DOOGZ IN DURRTY DOOGZ, NOT LIKE MOOG AND NOT LIKE RUG.
A BLUG IS A SPLIFF, JOINT, REEFER ETC, A DAILY PRACTICE AND USUALLY AN EDUCATIONAL ONE IN SOME SENSE BUT AT THE LEAST AMUSING, SO I HOPE YOU CAN SEE THE PARALLELS.

THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW AS I MUST BEGIN PREPERATION FOR THIS EVENING'S ST PATRICK'S DAY CELEBRATIONS, I'M NOT IRISH BUT IT'S A GOOD EXCUSE TO GET FUCKED UP!

HERE'S ONE I MADE EARLIER:

AND THE OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE ACCOMPANIMENT:

HAPPY ST PADDY'S DAY!

RUTHLESS KIDS

2009-03-13T14:19:00.002Z

JACK'S ON BOARD!

2009-03-13T10:21:00.003Z

PERMISSION : GRANTED, HALF OF ALL PROFIT FROM 'JACK' TEE WILL BE DONATED TO JACK HERER AND THE CCHHI IN AID OF THEIR NOBLE CAUSE.
TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT JACK AND HIS CAMPAIGN, CHECK WWW.JACKHERER.COM.

'HERB IS THE HEALING OF A NATION'.

ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL...

2009-03-10T03:08:00.002Z

...I WENT TO SHOP LIFT IN LIDL.

GET THE CLICK, GET THE CLACK

2009-03-09T03:52:00.006Z

APOLOGIES FOR THE RECENT DROUGHT IN POSTS, I'VE BEEN A BIT BUSY AND A BIT LAZY.
ANYWAY, I BRING YOU MORE SCREENSHOTS AND YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON ON MY LAPPY.

SOME WHEAT-PASTE BUSINESS IN THE MAKING...

RE-INVENTING THE WHEEL ONCE AGAIN.

"BIG UP EVERYONE READING BOOKS"

MORE SOON.

GREAT MINDS AND ALL THAT SHIT

2009-02-25T15:13:00.002Z

REMEMBER A LITTLE WHILE AGO WHEN I POSTED THIS?

CHECK OUT THE CLOSE-UP OF THE LETTERING ON THE BACK...

WELL, THINK HOW I FELT WHEN I SAW THIS THIS AFTERNOON ON THE HUNDREDS...

NOW ITS NOT LIKE I THINK ANY COPYING WENT ON HERE, I'D BE MORE THAN SURPRISED IF EITHER OF THE INVOLVED PARTIES (THE HUNDREDS & KING STAMPEDE) WATCH THIS BLOG, BUT IT'S STILL ANNOYING AS FUCK BECAUSE THEIR TEE IS OUT NOW AND MINE IS ON A 'SOON COME, SOON COME' VIBE, BUT FUCK IT! MY LEAVES ARE BETTER ANYWAY, THEIR'S LOOK LIKE HOLLY OR SOMETHING!

NAR, TO BE HONEST IT'S A COOL SHIRT AND JUST A REALLY ANNOYING CASE OF 'GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE' I SUPPOSE.
GUESS ITS JUST PAR FOR THE COURSE...

IT GIVES ME THE DICKENS...

2009-02-16T02:18:00.002Z

THE LION & THE UNICORN

FACT & FANCY

DEFAULTING & PROJECTIONS

HARD TIMES.

AIN'T NO JUSTICE, IT'S JUST US...

2009-02-16T01:09:00.004Z

MOTIVE:

WEAPON:

ACCOMPLICE:

PRINTS:

COMING, COMING...

JACK

2009-02-15T21:53:00.005Z

S/S 09 IS COMING...

WEED, DRINK AND A HANDY-CAM, ALL OF WHICH ARE LEGAL IN AMSTERDAM!

2009-02-13T20:05:00.007Z

LONG OVER-DUE: I AM WELL AWARE, BUT HERE ARE MY AMSTERDAM FLICKIES NONE THE LESS:

PRESIDENTS AND ARSEHOLES, BEERS AND CHEERS.

DISCOVERED A PAIR OF STOWAWAYS OUT ON THE DECK, WITH CONTRABAND TO SHARE.

NEVER THE SEA-DOG, IT QUICKLY BECAME TOO MUCH FOR TIMI.

SHREWD TACTICS SAW GIM AND MARY-JANE THROUGH CUSTOMS WITHOUT ANY DIFFICULTIES.

REEFER MADNESS AT A BELGIAN PIT-STOP.

A BEAUTIFUL DAWN BROKE UPON SAFE ARRIVAL IN AMSTERDAM, INSTIGATING INNER-TURMOIL AND THUS A DISTINCT CHANGE OF BEHAVIOURS AMOUNG THE FORMERLY WAYWARD GROUP...

WE THEN RAN INTO A GANG OF CONFUSED BUT, ALL THE SAME, SNAP-HAPPY TOURISTS.

NEW ACQUAINTANCES IN TOW, WE DECIDED TO LOOK FOR STARBUCKS AS THE PARTY WERE ALL, BY NOW, FEELING A LITTLE PARCHED. NONE IN SIGHT WE SETTLED FOR ONE OF AMSTERDAM'S MANY INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOPS.

TIMI, LIKE THE REST OF US, SOON FELT THIS WAS A MISTAKE AS COFFEE WAS SPARSE AND DRUG ABUSE: RIFE, IN THE ESTABLISHMENT WE HAD CHANCED UPON.

NOT MUCH LATER, SEB BEGAN TO EXPERIENCE ADVERSE EFFECTS AND SHOW SIGNS OF DEMENTURE AFTER COMING IN TO CONTACT WITH A STRAIN OF CANNABIS KNOWN AS 'ELEPHANT' BY THE LOCALS WHO MERILY BLEW GREAT PLOOMS OF ITS SMOKE, FILLING THE ROOM.

THE END. I REALLY DO WISH I HAD TAKEN MORE PHOTOS AS YOU MIGHT THAT I HADN'T FICTIONALISED THE TALE SO MUCH, BUT TRUTH IS: THE WHOLE TRIP IS SOMEWHAT OF A BLUR, I DO REMEMBER THOUGH THAT I ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH, AND WITH ANY LUCK I'LL RETURN BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT!

PEACE.

EVERYBODY WANNA WALK LIKE... TALK LIKE...

2009-02-12T03:25:00.001Z

...FUCK AROUND, GET ETCHED OUT IN CHALK LIKE...

GIRL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T RECOGNISE ME?...

2009-02-12T03:14:00.002Z

...I'M ONLY THE BIGGEST RAP STAR IN YOUR APARTMENT COMPLEX!

"I'M GONE, I'M OUT, SAFE, SAFE!"

2009-01-29T01:36:00.002Z

LATER TODAY I'M LEAVING THE FRIDGE FOR THE FREEZER. ON THE UP-SIDE, NO MORE RINDS AND SCRATCHINGS, ITS NICE, BIG, EXTRA LEAN JOINTS FOR ME, AND I SHAN'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE PIGS!
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M OFF TO AMSTERDAM!
SO I DECIDED TO JUST LEAVE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE 'ERB RELATED TUNES, NOT NECESSARILY MY FAVOURITE TUNES TO BLAZE TO, MORE MY MOST LIKELY TUNES TO BLAZE AFTER.
WILEY & FRISCO - MARIJUANA:

NASTY JACK - ONE SPLIFF:

MARLON ASHER - GANJA FARMER:

BOB MARLEY - EASY SKANKIN':

RICK JAMES - MARY JANE:

SNOOP DOGG - IT BLOWS MY MIND:

DEVIN THE DUDE - DOOBIE ASHTRAY:

FINALLY A GOOD VIDEO OF THE GREAT MAN THAT IS BOB MARLEY ON SOME REAL TALK:

ONE.

"BLUED UP FROM SEWERS WHERE I GREW UP"

2009-01-27T16:42:00.003Z

THIS ONES FOR MATT, BIG UP BLUE BOROUGH.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, DURING MY DAILY PERUSING OF YOUTUBE, I STUMBLED UPON THIS INTERESTING LITTLE FILM:

BUDGET WAS CLEARLY LITTLE TO NONE, BUT I THOUGHT THAT THE ACTING WASN'T HALF BAD CONSIDERING AND THE PLOT WAS NANG WITH MANY A TWIST AND TURN.
BRING ON 'BLUE BOROUGH MOVIE 2: DION STRIKES BACK'.

ONE.

BABYLON FALL

2009-01-26T17:48:00.001Z

BRUTALITY:

COMEUPPANCE:

ONE.

LOCAL LAD

2009-01-26T14:37:00.006Z

IN FURTHER NEIGHBOURHOOD NEWS I THOUGHT I WOULD DO A POST ON DARYL DOMINGUEZ. LIKE THE OTHER, RECENTLY MENTIONED, COMMUNITY FIGURES DARYL ATTENDED THE SAME SECONDARY SCHOOL AS ME, IN MY SISTER'S YEAR.

PHOTOS BY WILDSMITH.
AS YOU MAY BE ABLE TO TELL FROM THE ABOVE PICTURES, DARYL IS A BOURGEONING TALENT AS FAR AS SKATEBOARDING IS CONCERNED, AND AT THE TENDER AGE 17, HAS SEVERAL MAGAZINE APPEARANCES, SPONSORS AND COMPETITION VICTORIES.

I'LL PROBABLY DO SOMETHING MORE DETAILED IN THE FUTURE, JUST A SHORT MENTION TO SHOWCASE MORE FROM THE WEALTH OF TALENT THAT HATCHEND HIGH SCHOOL YIELDS.
ENJOY, NOW; THE TITLE TRACK.

NOT FORGETTING HARRY ELLIS, ANOTHER LOCAL SKATING BADMAN, I'LL DO A PEICE ON HIM ALSO.

ONE.

I'M A BIG MAN BUT I'M NOT 80!

2009-01-26T03:21:00.003Z

'ANG TIGHT MY NAN ON HER 82ND BIRTHDAY, DINNER WAS A LOT.

TONIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE START OF MY 'SLEEPING AT REASONABLE TIMES' REGIME, BUT AS USUAL I'M UP AT GONE 3 O' CLOCK WITH ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR AND GRIME MUSIC. MY (SOME WOULD SAY POOR) EXCUSE FOR THIS FAILURE IS THAT I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND I DIDN'T FEEL TO DO ANYTHING EARLIER BECAUSE OF THE DAY-LONG MALAISE FROM THE FUCKED UP GM DANK I GOT LAST NIGHT. ANOTHER REASON TO LOOK FORWARD TO AMSTERDAM, 3 DAYS!
FREE-HAND LETTERING MOVEMENTS:

THE MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT (HIGHLIGHTS):

I'LL START THE SLUMBER PROGRAM TOMORROW, MAÑANA! MAÑANA!

ONE.

TALK OF THE TOWN

2009-01-25T18:55:00.003Z

FIRST IS THE TERRIBLE NEWS THAT I RECEIVED YESTERDAY EVENING, THAT A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, ALBEIT I HADN'T SEEN HIM MUCH IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, HAD DIED.
REST IN PEACE DANNY FERNANDES. YOU WILL BE MISSED BY A GENERATION OF LOCAL PEOPLE, THE STREETS OF HARROW WEALD THEMSELVES AND MOST OF ALL BY YOUR FAMILY.
NEVER THOUGH WILL YOU BE FORGOTTEN BY ANY OF THEM.

R.I.P DANNY 05/11/1989 - 24/01/2009.

ON A MORE POSITIVE NOTE, THE BIG HOMIE ANDREW MENDLEBLAT IS TEARING IT UP ON UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE!
ANDREW (LIKE DANNY) WENT TO MY SECONDARY SCHOOL, AND WAS ALWAYS CLEARLY A GENIUS, SO MUCH SO THAT HE WAS SADLY OSTRACIZED BY A LOT OF THE YEAR GROUP. 'THE BLAT', AS HE HAS BECOME KNOWN DURING HIS SOCIAL-FLOURISHING OF LATE AND UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE SUCCESS, IS ABOUT TO EMBARK, WITH HIS TEAM; OXFORD LINCOLN, ON THE SEMI FINALS AFTER TROUNCING THEIR PREVIOUS CHALLENGERS BY A SCORE OF 265 TO 50!

>>>WATCH ON IPLAYER<<<

ALL THE BEST OF LUCK TO ANDREW IN THE NEXT ROUND, AND TO DANNY IN THE NEXT PLACE.

ONE.

H.TV+n

2009-01-23T00:59:00.000Z

(BIG H, BIG TV AND LIL NASTY)

TODAY I REMEMBERED, REVISITED AND WAS REMINDED OF THREE WONDERS OF MODERN ENGLISH MEDIA.

FIRST IS BIG H. DESPITE H'S LOW PREVALENCE IN TODAY'S SCENE HE IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVOURITE EMCEES TO 'TOUCH MIC'.
I HEARD FROM THE GOSPEL OF YOUTUBE COMMENTS THAT HE IS CURRENTLY IN PRISON WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN HIS ABSENCE.
THE WHEELS HAVE BEEN ABUNDANT AND INCESSANT!

THE NEXT REVELATION OF THE DAY CAME IN THE FORM OF SKINS THIRD SERIES. I FEEL LIKE A 17-YEAR OLD, PSYCHOLOGY STUDENT WITH A MYSPACE PAGE FOR BLOGGING THIS BUT, SKINS, A PROGRAM I HAVE EXPRESSED EXPLICIT DISLIKE FOR, AND POMPOUS SUPERIORITY OF TASTE TO, IN THE PAST TOTALLY, UNEXPECTEDLY AND SEMI-BEGRUDGINGLY IMPRESSED ME.
I THOUGHT THAT THE ACTING WAS LARGELY IMPROVED AS WELL AS, WHAT YOU COULD TELL OF, THE CHARACTERS. MOST OF ALL THOUGH I WAS IMPRESSED BY THE LEVEL OF HUMOUR BECAUSE UN-LIKE PREVIOUS EPISODES AND SERIES' CRINGE-AT-NOT-WITH JOKES, I FOUND MY SELF LAUGHING OUT LOUD. NO IND-I-R.

I'LL DEFINATELY BE LOCKED IN NEXT WEEK EVEN IF IT DOES MAKE A ME FEEL OLD, AT NINETEEN.

FINALLY IS LIL NARST, NOT AN ARTIST FORGOTTEN BY ME OR DISTANCED FROM DAILY ROTATIONS, BUT A SONG ON PARTICULAR. IN GRIME SESSIONS OF RECENT TIMES I HADN'T THOUGHT TO OPEN THIS ONE UP UNTIL RONSEAL AT BNTL POSTED THAT DTA VIDEO, FEATURING THE SAME RUDEKID MASTERPIECE. INFACT I THINK I RATE THE INSTRUMENTAL EVEN HIGHER THAN THE BARS.

WHILE IN THE PROVERBIAL GREENGATE OF YOUTUBE, I DISCOVERED A RECORDING, PREVIOUSLY UNHEARD, FROM THE SAME MIXTAPE (HUNGRY SEASON) BUT FEATURING, EXCLUSIVELY, BARS A LA SHOCKERS. THIS IS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF PENITENTIARY WALLS, THROUGH A PHONE WIRE.

"NOTHINGS GOT BARS LIKE ME BUT JAIL", OR SHOCKERS AS THE VIDEO ABOVE BOASTS.

ONE.

INDO

2009-01-22T02:56:00.000Z

TONIGHT, WHILE, AS OFTEN, BURNING THE CANDLE AT ITS ALTERNATE END, I DISCOVERED SOME FOREIGN CURRENCY IN A DARK CORNER OF MY LOFT/ OFFICE. TO BE SPECIFIC, I FOUND A 500 RUPIAH NOTE.

AT THIS TIME I DIDN'T KNOW EVEN WHICH NATION THIS BELONGED TO, LET ALONE ITS VALUE, BUT NEVER-THE-LESS I BEGAN TO FANCY THAT I'D STUMBLED ACROSS A SMALL FORTUNE, ENOUGH AT LEAST TO JUSTIFY EXCHANGING IT.
SO I GOOGLED IT, FOUND THAT IT WAS INDONESIAN, AND WENT OVER TO XE.COM TO FIND ITS WORTH.
THIS IS WHAT I FOUND:

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF TIME AND EXCITEMENT! THREE FUCKING PENCE! WHAT IS THE POINT IN A THREE PENCE NOTE? AND PRESUMABLY THERE ARE LOWER DENOMINATIONS THAT WOULD GET DOWN TO FRACTIONS OF STIRLING PENNIES, A NONSENSE IF YOU ASK ME.
ANYWAY, TO END ON A MORE POSITIVE NOTE, HERE IS A PRODUCT OF INDONESIA THAT ALSO INSTIGATES A LOT OF PAPER HANDLING, BUT THIS TIME, NOT TO A FATE OF FRUSTRATION OR DISAPPOINTMENT ON MY PART.

8 DAYS UNTIL AMSTERDAM! I CANNOT WAIT.

ONE.

PUT YOUR LIGHTERS UP!

2009-01-20T15:23:00.000Z

TODAY MARKS THE DEBUT OF THE 44TH US PRESIDENT. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!
THERE'S LITTLE LEFT TO BE SAID ON THE TOPIC SO I WILL MERELY APPLAUD THE UNITED STATES PUBLIC FOR SEEING BEYOND RACE (AND SIMILARITY OF NAME TO CERTAIN LESS-SAVOURIES) AND ELECTING THE NATION'S FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT.
CHANGE IS PROMISED AND I'M HOPEFUL.

HERE IS A LESSER-POSTED VIDEO OF THE MAN, AND ONE THAT PERFECTLY ILLUSTRATES WHY I BELIEVE IN BARACK.

DESPITE WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK, IT ISN'T FOR THE CANNABIS REFERENCE THAT I RELATE, IT'S THE CALM SWAGGER AND SENSE OF HUMOUR DEMONSTRATED HERE THAT MAKES MR OBAMA STAND OUT FROM POLITICIANS WORLD-WIDE.

THAT BEING SAID I COULDN'T RESIST KNOCKING UP THE FOLLOWING IMAGE TO COMMEMORATE THIS MOMENTOUS DAY.

"THE POINT WAS TO INHALE, THAT WAS THE POINT"

ONE.

ON A ROLL...

2009-01-20T04:30:00.000Z

AFTER RECENTLY MAKING CHANGES TO THE APPEARANCE AND PERIPHERIES OF THE BLOG, I WASTED NO-TIME BEFORE VISITING GOOGLE TO RESEARCH THE FURTHER, COSMETIC ALTERATIONS I INTEND TO MAKE FOR THE VIEWING PLEASURE OF YOURS AND MINE.
IN DOING SO, I CAME ACROSS AN IMAGE GALLERY, CONTAINING HUNDREDS OF WORKS BY THE ENTRANTS TO A COMPETITION FOR THE RE-DESIGN OF THE CLASSIC 'RIPS' ROLLING PAPERS' PACKAGING TO A THEME OF 'ROAD-TRIPS'.
SOME, OR EVEN MANY, WERE STYLED IN THE 'QUIRKY-MYSPACE-EMO-GETS-PHOTOSHOP-AND-DESIGNS-OWN-LAYOUT' ILK, BUT THERE WERE A FEW THAT I DID APROVE OF.

'LINES AND CURVES' BY JOSEMA CARRASCO:

'GOLDEN HORSES' BY ERY BURNS:

'TUNE IN' BY MARA:

'PICK 'EM UP' BY JAMES STEADMAN:

AND FINALLY, MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE; 'BUT THAT WAS HOURS AGO' BY RORY J MURPHY:

AN INTERESTING PROJECT, ONE THAT, HAD I KNOWN OF AT THE TIME, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT ENTERING AND NOT GOT ROUND TO.
YOU'LL SEE MY RESPONSE TO, AND REASON FOR, ALL THIS SOONER RATHER THAN LATER WITH ANY LUCK.
ONE.

WEB CITE

2009-01-20T02:46:00.000Z

A FEW REFERENCES TO WHICH I WILL RETURN TO SOON.
JUST AN IDEA OF WHAT CURRENTLY SERVES TO ENTHUSE...

...AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, SIX SHINING NUGGETS OF INSPIRATION.
ONE DAY (SOON) IT'LL ALL MAKE SENSE.
ONE.

"IF YOU KNEW HOW MY FACE FELT, YOU WOULD KNOW HOW MA$E FELT!"

2009-01-17T20:32:00.000Z

THIS MORNING THE DATE WHICH I HAD BEEN DREADING/ LOOKING FORWARD TO, ARRIVED. TODAY I WENT FROM BEING THE OWNER OF FOUR WISDOM TEETH, TO THE LESS, SOON TO BE MORE, COMFORTABLE OWNER OF NONE.
REALLY IT WAS QUITE AN EXPERIENCE FOR ME AS I HAVE NEVER BEEN PUT OUT BEFORE. THAT BIT AT LEAST WAS QUITE FUN, THE HAZEY CONFUSION, ACHEY AND RESTRICTED JAW MOVEMENTS AND MOUTHFUL OF BLOOD ON THE OTHER HAND ARE NOT.
SO NOW I HAVE A FEW DAYS OF LIMITED ACTIVITY AND, WORST OF ALL, LIMITED EATING... GOOD FOR KEEPING ME INDOORS, MORE VACANT HOURS IN WHICH TO WORK ON THIS COMING SEASON (AND WATCH THE WIRE).

TRIM WEARING A, NOW OUT-DATED BUT TODAY-RELEVANT, ALL CAPS TEE FROM BEFORE ALL CAPS WAS EVEN THE NAME. PHOTO BY MATT 'SHOWAMAN' BENSON

ABOVE, I GIVE YOU THE LESSER KNOWN INSPIRATION FOR THE TEE ADORNED BY TRIMOTHY. NOT MY FAVOURITE OBIE RIDDIM BY ANY MEANS, BUT IT PRESENTS THE MOST ICONIC AND REPRESENTATIVE IMAGERY OF THE ARTIST AND THEREFORE THE CATCH-PHRASE "REAL NAME, NO GIMMICK". THIS WAS A CONCEPT I WAS RUNNING WITH AT THE TIME DUE TO THE BRAND BEING NAMED MERELY 'AC', MY INITIALS.
I'M OFF TO SIP THE SIZOUP.
ONE

'ELLO PRINCESS...

2009-01-16T16:29:00.000Z

RIGHT I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR A MONTH OR SO, BUT I'M BACK. MY ABSENCE WAS CAUSED BY A NUMBER OF THINGS, NAMELY; CHRISTMAS, A BROKEN LAPTOP, GENERAL SEASONAL MALAISE AND WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK ON THE NEW LINE, YES THE NEW LINE.

SO AFTER THE LENGTHY OMISSION IN TRANSMISSION, I HAVE A GANG OF BLOG POSTS UP MY SLEEVE.
I'LL START WITH SHOWING A PAIR OF SNEAK PREVIEWS THAT REALLY ARE EVER SO SNEAKY IN AS MUCH AS NOT REVEALING MUCH AT ALL. REALLY THEY JUST SERVE THE PURPOSE OF PROVING THAT I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN DOING SOMETHING.

FINALLY A YOUTUBE VIDEO AS THEY HAVE BECOME, FOR WRONG OR RIGHT, A PRIMARY FOCUS OF THIS BLOG.
HERE'S A SONG THAT HAS RECEIVED AN ENORMOUS NUMBER OF PLAYS IN MY ITUNES, BEYOND KEEPING WITH ITS PARENT ALBUM WHICH HAS ALSO SEEN MANY SPINS OF LATE.

ONE.

TIRED ENOUGH TO LAY MY OWN SOUL DOWN.

2008-12-15T01:44:00.000Z

YO, SORRY FOR THE OBSCENE OVER-USE OF YOUTUBE CLIPS ON THIS BLOG, BUT I JUST KEEP FINDING SUCH EXCELLENT STUFF.
I REALLY WILL COME WITH SOME MORE FORMATS OF CONTENT SOON BUT THIS VIDEO WAS WAY TOO GOOD TO GO UN-BLOGGED.
PLUS IT WILL PROBABLY GET BANNED SOON.

NANG I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE.

UH OH! UH OH! BITCHES HOPPING IN MY TAHOEEEE!

2008-12-14T19:25:00.000Z

HERE IS THE MOST RECENT OFFERING FROM MARSHALL, A TRACK ENTITLED "BREAKING BOTTLES".
Eminem - Crack Bottles (Dr Dre Produced) | Audio | Rap Basement
PERSONALLY I THINK THE VERSES ARE SUUUBBB-STANDARD FOR EMINEM, BUT THE HOOK IS LIVE AND SO IS THE BEAT FROM THE GOOD DOCTOR.
EMINEM IS GUNNA HAVE TO COME HARDER LYRICALLY ON OTHER TRACKS OFF THIS ALBUM OR FACE SIMILAR REVIEWS TO KINGDOM COME.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH JUST RETIRING?

CHUUUUURCH!

2008-12-11T02:33:00.000Z

TALKING OF THE WASH OST AND TOI SAMPLING SLUM VILLAGE'S 'GET THIS MONEY' LEAD ME STRAIGHT TO SOOPAFLY, AS HE HAS A SONG CALLED 'GET THIS MONEY' ON THAT VERY SAME CD. ONLY THAT SONG ISN'T SO GREAT, THESE ON THE OTHER HAND ARE:

GANGBANG MUSIC

INCASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, SOOPAFLY IS ACTUALLY A PRIEST WHICH MUST CAUSE SOME SORT OF MORAL CONFLICT, YOU KNOW 'LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR' AND ALL THAT... OBVIOUSLY THAT DOESN'T APPLY IF 'THY NEIGHBOUR' BANGS PIRU.

HELL YEAH

BEARING IN MIND THE TITLE OF THIS SONG AS WELL, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF THE MODERN-DAY PRIEST IS EVEN REQUIRED TO BE RELIGIOUS!

CALI GROWN

JUST A TRUE WEST COAST BANGER, NOTHING MORE - NOTHING LESS.

LAND OF 'FUCK THAT!' RUN WHEN THE COPS GET ON YOU!

"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK THE WASH IS ALL SOAP AND SUDS?!?!"

2008-12-11T01:41:00.000Z

THIS SONG IS NOTHING BUT PURE VIBES, I BEEN ON THIS SHIT SINCE BY DAD BOUGHT ME THE WASH SOUNDTRACK BACK WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 OR 12! WHICH PROMPTS ME TO SAY, DON'T BE DISCOURAGED BY A VERY MEDIOCRE FILM, THE WASH SOUNDTRACK IS HARRRD! I COULD POST NEARLY EVERY TRACK ON THAT CD BUT I DON'T WANT TO DISSUADE FOCUS FROM THE ABOVE.
SO YOUTUBE IT, DOWNLOAD IT OR, PREFERABLY, BUY IT. THE WASH SOUND TRACK IS MORE THAN A LOT, IT'S AN ABUNDANCE!

PS. CHECK FOR 'EVERY TIME' BY TOI, THIS IS ANOTHER EXCELLENT SONG OFF OF THE WASH OST AND SAMPLES 'GET THIS MONEY' BY SLUM VILLAGE, WHICH IS WHAT GAVE ME THE IDEA TO DO THIS POST AFTER LISTENING TO THE MIX BELOW, UNFORTUNATELY TOI GETS NO LOVE ON YOUTUBE THOUGH...

(RELATIVE) GRINDING

2008-12-10T02:20:00.000Z

TONIGHT, I AM WRITING THIS POST BY WAY OF PUBLICLY PATTING MYSLEF ON THE BACK FOR A HARD DAYS WORK. IN ACTUAL FACT MY DAY WAS NOTHING MONUMENTAL, BUT WORK ETHIC IS AN AREA IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT, CERTAINLY. TO ELABORATE, I WENT TO WORK FORM 10 UNTIL 5, CAME HOME TO FIND ORDERS THAT NEEDED BAGGING UP AND MAILING OFF, DEALT WITH THAT AND THEN, MINUS A SHORT BREAK (OR SEVERAL) FOR FOOD, SPENT THE REST OF THE EVENING/ NIGHT WORKING ON GRAPHICS FOR A NEW SEASON AND A COUPLE OF OTHER HUSH-HUSH PROJECTS.

I DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY SO HERE IS ONE LOGO FLIP I STARTED WORKING ON TONIGHT.

THAT IS ALL YOU'RE GETTING FOR NOW, MORE LEAKAGES SOON.

MIGHT I JUST ADD THAT NO WHERE NEAR AS MUCH TIME COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT AFRONT MY LAPTOP HAD I NOT BEEN TUNED IN TO THE 3 ACTS OF THANK YOU JAYDEE, A MOST ESSENTIAL TRILOGY OF DILLA MIXES THAT MATT AND I DISCOVERED ONE NIGHT WHILE BEN SLEPT AMIDST THICK REEFER SMOKE.
HERE IS MY FAVOURITE OF THE THREE; ACT TWO:

Thank You Jay Dee, Act 2 - DJ Set by J Rocc - J Rocc

TURN IT UP!

"I ALWAYS GO BACK MUCKY"

2008-12-09T02:43:00.000Z

ANOTHER LONG LACUNA IN SERVICE, I'M SORRY. BUT MY PLATE HAS BEEN RATHER FULL, AS YOU WILL SEE IN THE BLOG POSTS OF COMING WEEKS.
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE ONLY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO OFFER, BUT EXCELLENT ONES NONE THE LESS.
I PROMISE I WILL COME WITH SOME PREVIEW STUFF AND SHARPIE WORK IN THE ILK OF A GOOD, REGULAR BLOGGER LIKE LOCHNESS SOON.

ANYWAY, LET NO TARDINESS OR LACK OF SOURCE-VARIETY PUT YOU OFF, HERE I HAVE THREE TOP-NOTCH VIDEOS, LARGELY UNRELATED BUT ALL SHARING A COMMON THREAD.

THE FIRST IS ONE OF THE NINE SHORT FILMS THAT, COLLECTIVELY, MAKE UP THE FEATURE LENGTH; TUBE TALES, CIRCA 1999.
UPON DISCOVERING THESE SHORTS, I SAT AND WATCHED ALL NINE BACK TO BACK AND DEDUCED THAT FOR THE MOST PART, THEY WERE POORLY ACTED, FAR TOO POETIC FOR MY LIKING AND HAD TERRIBLE SOUND LEVELING BUT ALSO POSSESSED A CHARM THAT AMERICANS MUST DIG MORE THAN CROCKERY WITH LADY DI'S FACE ON IT.
"MY FATHER, THE LIAR" STARRING RAY WINSTON WAS, FOR ME THE BEST BY AN INSANELY LONG CHALK, DUE TO THE GOOD ACTING (OFTEN ABSENT IN THE OTHER EIGHT), THE FASCINATING SHOTS OF AN E1 I WAS NEVER PRIVY TO, AND ONE OTHER REASON I'LL LIST UNDER THE VIDEO SO AS NOT TO SPOIL IT.

THE REASON THIS CLIP RESONATES WITH ME IS BECAUSE I WITNESSED A GUY JUMP IN FRONT OF A FAST VIRGIN TRAIN LAST YEAR. I'M NOT ALL EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED BY IT, BUT IT WAS GRIMEY, ESPECIALLY THE BLOOD SOAKED GIRLS AND THE REDUNDANT LEG LEFT LEAKING ON THE PLATFORM...

ONWARD AND UPWARD WE HAVE A VIDEO I FOUND AFTER SEARCHING SOMETHING MENTIONED ON THEHUNDREDS.
HERE WE HAVE GOOFY, IN A 1950'S DISNEY CARTOON, TRYING HIS DAMNEDEST TO QUIT SMOKING, A PURSUIT I CAN ENTIRELY SYMPATHIZE WITH. MORE THAN THE JUST RELATING TO THE SUBJECT, I LOVE THE STYLE OF THESE OLD DISNEY FLICKS, THE IMAGES ARE SO MUCH NICER THAN THE STERILE, OVER-PRODUCED DISNEY OF TODAY, BUT EVEN MORE OUTSTANDING IS THE EXPRESSIONISTIC WAY IN WHICH CHARACTERS AND INATIMATES ALIKE MOVE.
(EXCUSE THE GERMANIC SUBTITLES)

FINALLY THIS VIDEO IS JUST TO ILLUSTRATE MY THEORY THAT BILL O'REILLY AND WHAT HE STANDS FOR MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ON EARTH, FUCK THE SO CALLED WMDs.
THERE ARE MANY OTHER VIDEOS THAT HIGHLIGHT THE MAN'S IMENSE STUPIDITY, FOR INSTANCE, ONE WHERE HE IS OUTSMARTED BY A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD JESSE LANGE IN A DEBATE, BUT THE ONE I HAVE CHOSEN IS HIS DEBATE (OF SORTS) WITH THE CALM AND INTELLIGENT RICARDO CORTES ABOUT MARIJUANA.

WHAT A WANKER! I HOPE HIS KIDS END UP CONVERTING TO ISLAM, GOING TO REHAB AND VOTING DEMOCRAT, BECAUSE THAT WILL SURELY TRIGGER AN ALL-AMERICAN HEART ATTACK.
GOOD NIGHT.

NEW POST

2008-12-03T00:53:00.000Z

SORRY TO HAVE LEFT IT SO LONG AFTER WHAT I WROTE BELOW, BUT IT WAS SEMI-INTENTIONAL BECAUSE I WANTED TO ALLOW A LITTLE TIME FOR PEOPLE TO READ THE INTRODUCTORY POST.
HERE I HAVE A QUARTET OF YOUTUBE GEMS, ALL OF WHICH ARE ESSENTIAL VIEWING OR AT THE VERY LEAST ENTERTAINING.

THE GUY IN THESE FIRST TWO VIDEOS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, UK VERSION OF DOUG E FRESH, EXTREME OVER STATEMENT BUT YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.
MR DUB-BOXER:

PART TWO:

HANG TIGHT THE DADDY'S LITTLE COKE-WHORE, POSH GIRL TALKING AT THE END!
WHILE IN THAT CORNER OF SOCIETY CHECK THIS HILARIOUS DEPICTION OF THE CLOSE RELATIVE TO THE ABOVE MENTIONED.
'THE INDIVIDUAL'
COURTESY OF HARRY & PAUL:

AND FINALLY, JUST BECAUSE I GOT CARRIED AWAY WATCHING OTHER SKETCHES, HERE ARE THE LADIES THAT PLAY THE BAIN, AND THE BOON, OF MANY WEST-LONDONERS' DAILY ROUTINES:

DEFINITELY HANG TIGHT THE PENGERS AT THE END OF THAT CLIP, FIRIN'!
PEACE
AC

AND ANOTHER ONE...

2008-11-25T13:52:00.000Z

YES, ANOTHER STREETWEAR BRAND WITH A BLOG. I HAVE INFACT WRITTEN A BLOG IN THE PAST, ONLY I WASN'T VERY GOOD AT REGULARLY UPDATING IT. I HAD MANY ATTEMPTS AT STARTING A CLEAN SLATE WITH REGARDS TO BLOG-RELATED MOTIVATION BUT THESE ALL HAD A SIMILAR FATE TO THAT OF MY ATTEMPTS TO PUT DOWN CIGARETTES.

HOWEVER, WITH THE NEW LINE, NEW WEBSITE, NEW BRAND NAME AND RENEWED AND HEIGHTENED INTEREST I FIND A NEW SOURCE OF BLOG-ENTHUSIASM, SO I SHALL HAVE ANOTHER GO, AND SEE HOW FAITHFUL I CAN BE.

THIS FIRST POST I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY, IT IS ONE OF ALMOST ENTIRELY MUSICAL CONTENT, INSPIRED BY THE RECENT, POPULAR MUSINGS OF GREG TEE AT BNTL, HOWEVER VERY DIFFERENT IN GENRE.

I GIVE YOU THE INFINITELY TALENTED, LARGELY SLEPT-ON, PAINFULLY SMOOTH, EFFORTLESSLY FUNKY ORAN 'JUICE' JONES.

NOW IT HURTS ME TO SAY THAT OF ALL THE MAN'S RECORDINGS, MY FAVOURITE OF ALL; UNDERWORLD, DOES NOT APPEAR AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET IN ANY FORM AND I CAN NOT FIND MY COPY AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. SO MAKE DO, WE SHALL WITH FEW OFFERINGS BEQUEATHED BY YOUTUBE.

FIRST UP IS GANGSTER ATTITUDE, AN ALMOST PRINCE-LIKE TRACK AND VERY CATCHY.

NEXT UP IS A SONG I LIKE A LOT, ENTITLED 'WE WERE FRIENDS', A SONG THAT TELLS A TALE OF SOLID PROVERBIAL BROTHERHOOD IN THE FACE OF SKANKY FEMALE ADVERSITY. EVEN IF THE SONG ITSELF IS NOT TO YOUR TASTES, PLEASE WIND TO NEAR THE END AND LISTEN TO JUICE KICKING HIS FAMOUS PIMP-TALK BADNESS.

THIRD IS OFF MY FAVOURITE JUICE ALBUM ; PLAYER'S CALL.

THE TRACK IS CALLED "POPPIN' THAT FLY" AND FEATURES CAMP LO AS WELL AS THE ALBUM'S FREQUENT FIXTURE, STU LARGE.

AGAIN IN THE LATTER PART OF THE VIDEO SOME SERIOUS QUOTES ARE MADE IN THE SLICK, HILARIOUS WAY ONLY ORAN AND POSSIBLY FEW OTHER WORLD CLASS PIMPS CAN.

LAST UP, AS THIS IS GETTING MAD LONG NOW, IS THE ABSOLUTE CLASSIC, THE RAIN.
THE TRACK THAT NOT ONLY MADE ORAN 'JUICE' JONES FAMOUS BUT ALSO IS THE ONLY TRACK THAT HAS REALLY LASTED THE TEST OF TIME, IN INTERNET RECOGNITION ANYWAY.
THERE IS AN EXCELLENT 80'S VIDEO FOR THIS, BUT SADLY IT IS UNABLE TO BE EMBEDDED 'BY REQUEST'.
ONCE AGAIN LISTEN AS IT PLAYS OUT FOR SOME WISE TEACHINGS.

ALTHOUGH I SAID THE LAST VIDEO WAS GOING TO BE THE LAST, I MUST NOW SPECIFY THAT THAT WAS ONLY IN TERMS OF JUICE VIDEOS. HERE IS THE REAL LAST VIDEO, A SONG INSPIRED BY THE ABOVE TRACK, FROM A VERY UNDERRATED ALBUM THAT CONTAINED SEVERAL REFERENCES TO, AND SAMPLES FROM, MR. JONES. THE ALBUM IS CALLED THA HARDWAY BY 213,
AND THIS TRACK IS THE DELIGHTFULLY NAMED 'MY DIRRTY HOE'

(DON'T WATCH THE INTRO, I DIDN'T ACCIDENTLY POST 'VATO')

"TELL ME SOMETHING DARLING, YOU DON'T GOT A TOOTH ACHE DO YOU?"
AC